What’s Worst Than Hanging Your Dirty Linen In Public?

Inspired by a flat dweller who got owned

The Christmas season is soon approaching,

Your valet’s limits it’s fast encroaching,

You try to be thrifty, cut spending by fifty,

In preparation for this loathsome day.

Start taking public transport you must,

Otherwise your presents wont be as robust,

You imagine the tremor of your wife’s displeasure,

And have Maggi -in-a-cup over lunch at a cafe.

You save by conserving water and electricity,

And terminate your postpaid line with Digi,

You stop drinking and smoking to boost your savings,

Colleagues and friends start calling you a weirdo.

Your savings soon touch the sky,

That Tiffany & Co diamond ring you can buy,

It all looks well, until your neighbor tells,

Of the recycled condoms air-drying from your window