Author Archives: Cheryl
I IZ BAK!!
I was lying motionlessly on the bed lapping in the last remaining hours of my much needed weekend when my boyfriend called out from the hall – “Cheryl, what happened to your blog? I think someone hacked into your account and deleted all your post-February entries”. I scrambled out of bed and frantically punched in … Continue reading
I had a blonde moment today
At lunch my boss walked purposefully to my desk and loudly declared “Cheryl, the Parliament has been dissolved!” I looked up from my notebook screen and rapidly pondered on an appropriate response. From the blank expression in my eyes he knew I could not make any meaning of what he just said. Drawing a deep … Continue reading
Shopping Spree at Esprit Outlet Store
Yesterday, while the average working person slogged away at the office, I *evil laugh* went shopping at the Esprit Outlet Store in Queen’s Park. Although I didn’t drive (thanks to my wonderful cousin) and posses a terrible sense of direction, Queen’s Park seemed relatively easy to find. It’s located behind…or was it beside? – (I told you I have … Continue reading
If Looks Could Kill, You’d Be Lying On The Floor
In my entire lifetime, I’ve met less than a handful of people through the Internet. Call me traditional, but I’m inclined to believe that a guy who approaches me online is more likely to be a child pedophile or a serial rapist than say, a guy I meet through a mutual friend. While I personally know three couples who’ve tied … Continue reading
It’s That Time Of The Year To Make Stupid Resolutions You’ll Break 12 Months On
“A new year brings new hope that things can change for the better”. For some cosmic reason, the year end sets loose a plague which inexplicably turns just about everyone into deep-thinking reflective Zen beings. Rave parties, Dota, and yum cha session are suddenly time wasting activities, and people across the globe start planning to exercise and chuck away Big Macs in … Continue reading
I’m Balding, Awkward, and Short. And I Can Bed Any Girl I Want On the Planet.
Sounds too good to be true? Well according to Neil Strauss, author of The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists (a book that’s fast becoming the bible for sexually frustrated men everywhere), the key to unlocking a women’s heart and legs, lie in executing a detailed set of rules which can be easily applied by … Continue reading
Impressions I won’t forget from Puck-get
I spent Christmas in Phuket, and returned with an uneven tan and a tubbier midriff courtesy of too many servings of green curry and Pad Thai. Instead of staying along the more popular Patong Beach, notoriously famous for it’s nightlife and shopping, we stayed at secluded Cape Panwa, possibly famous for being secluded and having heaps of dead and sharp … Continue reading